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Welcome to Maya Dick's

Itís the Rowdiest Bar in all Mesoamerica! You'll love our food, spirits and probably tolerate our attitude - which is usually bad. If you can't visit our restaurant then check out our fine selection of authentic Maya Dick wear.

What's new

Demand for our tee shirts and accessories have overwhelmed our somewhat lazy restaurant staff. In an attempt to stop their daily whining, Maya Dick's is now selling merchandise on the web.

What we do

We sell extremely high quality, pre-shrunk tees detailed with our catch phrase & logo -- Eat Maya Dick's. Once we wear one you become a walking billboard allowing us spread the word there's a new sheriff in Mesoamerica. He has bad attitude but culinary genius. MD knows food, especially tacos - and we serve two kinds - "the untamed taco" (our tribute to the 80ies) and "the well trimmed taco". For our money, nothing beats a well trimmed taco and Maya Dick's uses only the freshest trimmings. Maya Dick's is also home of the ultimate foot long (actually it is only 9 inches but foot long sounded catchier). Itís 100% all beef and we serve it up with a smile because it comes with a souvenir shot glass that says - Foot Long My Ass! You can wash it all down with that powerful tequila libation that put us on the map Ė our signature drink, El Penisis Grande. Itís always a party at Maya Dick's - Love & Piece to all!

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Front of White Tee
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$21.95
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Back of White Tee
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$21.95
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Close Up - Back of White Tee
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$21.95
 
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Back of El Penisis Grande
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$21.95
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Front of Black Tee
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$21.95
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Close Up - Back of El Penisis Grande
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$21.95
 
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Back of Best Liquor Tee
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Regular price: $21.95
Sale price: $20.12
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Front of Best Liquor Tee
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Regular price: $21.95
Sale price: $20.12
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Close Up - Best Liquor Tee
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Regular price: $21.95
Sale price: $20.12
 
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Front of Girls Tee
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Regular price: $21.95
Sale price: $20.12
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Back of Girls Tee
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Regular price: $21.95
Sale price: $20.12
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Light Up Shot Glass
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$7.95
 
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